The Mystery of Tobias McStrutherland
A man in leather, with a killer baby face...
 
He lusts over gorgeous women, a true man of the American race
But when his eye starts to wander, and he looks so snug
I wonder why its the guys who keep getting the hugs..
Maybe its the extreme pleasure he brings to these men...
Or maybe its from the hidden talents, he holds within
These masterous acts, he keeps committing
For the red, white and blue...are often permitting
After a well deserved rest, we all know he's not shady...
Because in the end...Tobe gets the ladies!!!!!
   
So if you learned nothing else, just take this from me...Tobe sure has a secret hidden in his mystery!!! (that is on how to get the ladies, not that he is gay...come on guys)
Too many hilarious pictures to avoid, I must credit Sara for the center plot.  | 
Oh well the night still rocked!
<~~ I look like that, but a thousand times bigger!!!!!!
